Some welcome right? Well, do you? You disgust me. As of right now, you have been living a pathetic excuse of a life, impotently watching as fleeting moments of you're so called "life" fade to the dark ashes of the abyss known as failure. Do you not yearn for more in your life? Do you not want to live life to the fullest, seize the day, yell "Oh captain, my captain!", grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it? Do you not want to lick the liberty bell?
Well, probably you do. That's why you are here. Visitor, I'm going to teach you how to live and how to be as awesome and as legendary as me. I want to be like Yoda is to Luke Skywalker, except I'm your bro. I'll be your Broda. Stick with me and, my God, you WILL LIVE!
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